bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

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unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

astrobit:

i hope my neighbors know they live next to a celebrity